Inference of dispersion measure from incoherent time-steady sources

Several recent papers have proposed schemes by which a dispersion measure, and hence electron column, could be obtained from a time-steady, incoherent radio source at a cosmological distance (such as an active galactic nucleus). If correct, this would open a new window on the distribution of intergalactic baryons. These schemes are based on the statistical properties of the received radiation, such as the 2- or 4-point correlation function of the received electric field, and in one case on the quantum nature of the electromagnetic field. We show, on the basis of general principles, that these schemes are not sensitive to dispersion measure (or have an extremely small signal-to-noise ratio), because (i) the classical 2-point correlation function is unaffected by dispersion; (ii) for a source with a large number of incoherently emitting electrons, the central limit theorem obliterates additional information in higher-order functions; and (iii) such an emitter produces a radiation density matrix that is equivalent to a statistical distribution of coherent states, which contains no information that is not already in the statistics of the classical waveforms. Why the proposed observables do not depend on dispersion measure (or have extremely tiny dependences) is discussed in detail.