The Big Bang Was Not That Bright

A recent arXiv manuscript, arXiv:1801.03278, claims that a cosmic background radiation with a black body temperature of $T_{\rm BB}$ ~ 500 K (440 F) was just barely visible to human eyes, thus fixing the onset of the Dark Ages at about 5 million years post recombination. This claim presents an insurmountable biophysical challenge, since even hotter bodies, such as 450 F pizzas, do not seem to be glowing in the dark. As volunteer referees we show that this claim is the result of employing an incorrect assumption. Via a corrected analysis we find that the Dark Ages must have had a significantly earlier start. A second, more descriptive claim, that a cosmic background radiation with $T_{\rm BB}$ of 1545 K was as blinding to humans as is our own Sun, is based on the same assumption and may have to be revised.