What are Machos? Limits on Stellar Objects as the Dark Matter of our Halo

The nature of the Massive Compact Halo objects seen in microlensing experiments and interpreted as dark matter in the Halo of our Galaxy remains a mystery. Arguments are presented that these events are probably not ordinary stellar or substellar objects, i.e., they are probably not faint stars, brown dwarfs, white dwarfs, or neutron stars. On theoretical grounds one is then pushed to either exotic explanations or a "no-Macho" Halo (in which the Machos reside elsewhere than in the Halo). Indeed a nonbaryonic component in the Halo seems to be required.