Noise-Resistant Quantum Teleportation, Ansibles, and the No-Projector Theorem

A method is presented for achieving entanglement-free teleportation of a quantum state subject to any quantum noise. We apply this as a light-speed noise-resistant communicator, but also treat the possibility of a quantum ansible, a device for effectively superluminal communication and quantum broadcasting. The results suggest a "no-projector theorem" analogous to the no-cloning theorem. We then show how to build a pseudo-ansible for connection-free light-speed communication.